Sep. 1st, 2003

*ahem*

Sep. 1st, 2003 06:50 pm
ladyvader: (Default)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYNALWYN!!!!!!

*blush*

I fear due to my recent inactivity compwise that I've missed far too many birthdays of those on my beloved friends list... for anyone whom I have missed *MWAH* I hope you had as lovely a day as the one I'm wishing on Rynalwyn!!!! ;) Happy Birthday, hope its a good one! :)

Hmmmm

Sep. 1st, 2003 08:18 pm
ladyvader: (biteme)
"It's not about what/who loves you... It's about what/who you Love..."

Bless... for anyone who fancies a somewhat weird and longwinded, freaky and moving lifelesson, go rent Adaptation.

Okkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

So I saw Dan today, his tan has lessened, he's chopped off the delicious golden disarray of locks that grew in over his Greek holiday and we both have very bad colds and both resemble Rudolph.... I was determined to wreak my revenge over his smirky goodlookingness the other night but today he spent half our time together berating for working when I've been ill, paying for everything and carrying all my shopping.... and the other half he spent trying to figure out why I wouldn't tell him about the story I had up on the net that I'm so proud of... he started quoting the old genres I wrote for (all het) and after a while I figured he'd dropped the subject but suddenly he cocks his head to one side and drawls in this delightfully sweet voice 'Kimmy darling... are you writing about Queers?'

Yes.... yes I am and yes, YES I had a coronary on the spot. ;)

On the upside he is fine, great in fact with it, was just amused by my extreme mortification... in fact the first thing he asked was which positions did I use? Because, he explained, doggy style is 'so' cliche... then he wanted to know just how explicit I was ... at this point I disapeared inside my jumper and refused to come out but he seemed delighted that my mind's as filthy as ever and even offered his serices should I need to ask him whats feasible positionwise etc.... god I love that guy... he's a ROYAL pain in the arse but I wouldn't trade him for the world.
ladyvader: (play)
My sister just threw wide our balcony door and screamed out into our street 'Kim has crabs'.... I'd like to point out that this is fictitious (THANK GOD)but still I followed it up by yelling that she has worms...

now she's laugh hysterically, screaming things such as 'Shitface MotherF***er' falling down, laughing some more and is now composing songs outloud about a monkey.... she seems to like that I'm publicising her exploits... apparently she craves fame... or a sedative, I wish she'd crave sedation ohhh GOD do I wish the sugar would leave her system.... god save me from sugar-high 15 year olds.

Help?

Profile

ladyvader: (Default)
ladyvader

March 2020

S M T W T F S
1234567
891011121314
15161718192021
222324252627 28
293031    

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jul. 17th, 2025 10:02 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios