BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.... GOTCHA!!!!

Ok ok so this is lame-arsed of me but do I care? No not I. ;)

"You know that song 'Hungry Eyes'? They had this homo-erotic thing where they had a shot of Viggo pulling out his sword and looking at me, and me looking at him and drawing my bow. It was brilliant, man."
- Orlando Bloom comment from Newsweek on LOTR crew doing a 'Leggy' vid

I'm sorry Orlando, but my friend the psychology and philosophy Professor says that your failure to acknowledge that the footage is of Aragorn & Legolas and not yourself and Viggo Mortensen, reveals your own hyper awareness of Mr Mortensen as a sexual being in both his own right and in relevance to your own sexual awareness. He also says that your desire to share above analogy reveals both the need to make said events appear casual whilst warring with the urge to share your delight over such a public yet oddly intimate acknowledgment of the tension between you.

*blows raspberry*

Sooooooo... 'I'm not gay' eh Orli?

Survey Says....... GAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Or at least my former prof (the non slasher I might point out) says so ;)

*runs away giggling and aching to have a copy of that film*

Spammmmmmmmmmmm

You are naturally born with a gift, whether it be
poetry, writing or song. You love beauty and
creativity, and usually are highly intelligent.
Others view you as mysterious and dreamy, yet
also bold since you hold firm in your beliefs.


What Type of Soul Do You Have ?
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Highly intelligent???????
*snorts*
Mysterious? I'm about as subtle as a sledgehammer in most cases... but then I am dreamy, would rather live in my own head with my ideas and dreams (coughcoughplotbunniestoocoughcough)than be one of the mindless masses I 'serve'. ;) *hops off soapbox* But its a pretty picture huh?