arghle barghle...

[ladyvader]

... my sister is in a bad mood and has nothing but bitch and snipe it me thus far this morning... glaring at me for being online is apparently a main feature of her morning...

...gah.

I was up very late last night reassuring my best friend that it was ok that he snagged and shagged a very nice, hot bloke this weekend at Gay Pride... bless 'im, it was his first official casual encounter and he was horrified by the total lack of awkwardness... only problem is he's apparently brought me a tshirt whilst inebriated and his friend hinted that it may have 'Prick Tease' emblazoned on it.... *cringes* I suppose this is my karmic punishment for asking him questions about gay sex... but hey, at least I learnt something. *g* Now if only I could put it to good use...

its hot here and I'm frustrated.... say it with me people....

I WANT TO WRITE SMUT!I WANT TO WRITE SMUT!I WANT TO WRITE SMUT!I WANT TO WRITE SMUT!I WANT TO WRITE SMUT!I WANT TO WRITE SMUT!I WANT TO WRITE SMUT!I WANT TO WRITE SMUT!I WANT TO WRITE SMUT!I WANT TO WRITE SMUT!I WANT TO WRITE SMUT!I WANT TO WRITE SMUT!I WANT TO WRITE SMUT!I WANT TO WRITE SMUT!I WANT TO WRITE SMUT!I WANT TO WRITE SMUT!I WANT TO WRITE SMUT!I WANT TO WRITE SMUT!

*strolls away to drown EVIL smut-obsessed plotbunnies in cold shower*