My baby sister....
Mar. 28th, 2003 01:49 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ladyvaderI love my sister.
Were she awake right now she'd be mad as hell that I referred to her as my 'baby' sister both because she is 15 and because technically I have another younger sister.But I've had or known this one longer... she doesn't know just how precious she is and if I'm lucky I'll never have to tell her.:P
But to get back to my point.... I'm not going to be able to make it to my step sisters hen night which makes me + more importantly her very very sad.So I went to work today not overly chirpy.
I just got home and found about 15 emails because Casey (baby sis) knew she couldn't wait up to cheer me up so sent me every silly thing she could get her mitts on to make me laugh.
*looks all goofy and misty eyed* God I love my sister.
Tell her I said that and I'll skin you all alive.
But here.... I just CANNOT resist posting his as it made me laugh till my drink came out my nose. (ewww):D
19 things to annoy your bathroom stall mates
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that colour before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh-t!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "D-mn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place eight to 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while yelling, “Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say," Interesting.... more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say, “Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "D-mn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well-known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbour and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
GWAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
OK so its not precisely Oscar Wilde's witticisms but damnn it made me larf!!!! :D
Were she awake right now she'd be mad as hell that I referred to her as my 'baby' sister both because she is 15 and because technically I have another younger sister.But I've had or known this one longer... she doesn't know just how precious she is and if I'm lucky I'll never have to tell her.:P
But to get back to my point.... I'm not going to be able to make it to my step sisters hen night which makes me + more importantly her very very sad.So I went to work today not overly chirpy.
I just got home and found about 15 emails because Casey (baby sis) knew she couldn't wait up to cheer me up so sent me every silly thing she could get her mitts on to make me laugh.
*looks all goofy and misty eyed* God I love my sister.
Tell her I said that and I'll skin you all alive.
But here.... I just CANNOT resist posting his as it made me laugh till my drink came out my nose. (ewww):D
19 things to annoy your bathroom stall mates
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that colour before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh-t!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "D-mn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place eight to 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while yelling, “Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say," Interesting.... more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say, “Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "D-mn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well-known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbour and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
GWAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
OK so its not precisely Oscar Wilde's witticisms but damnn it made me larf!!!! :D
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I love that list! Great stuff there! I was laughing out loud for that whole damn thing! *grin* Thanks for posting it!
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Date: 2003-03-28 09:30 am (UTC)I LOVE this!!! Almost choked on a milkdud dammit!!!
*laughs more*
Ow ow!! My sides!!!
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Date: 2003-03-29 10:27 am (UTC)Couldn't decide whether the Peek A Boo idea or the born free ideas were funniest!!!!!
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Date: 2003-03-29 01:15 pm (UTC)"9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
So TOTALLY my faves!!!!
*laughs ass off*