Christmas shopping sucks ass!
Dec. 12th, 2002 10:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ladyvaderYesterday, ah yesterday.. 'Veni Vidi Visa' otherwise known as I came,I saw,I shoppped... I bloody well hate shopping.. however...I now have the majority of my gifts done but at a price...
I woke up this morning with eerily familiar symptoms... throat so sore I couldn't speak, ears stabbing barbs through to my brain, and atotallack of equilibrium so when I swung out of bed to answer what I was convinced was my sister crying (long gone to school, weird) I promptly hit the deck.
My lips puffed up (they do whenever I'm ill yay) and split and my work just shifted my schedule so now not only am I working the whole evening shift (no-one does that, why me??)I am also working it with a swollen mouth and no discernable voice ON THE SAME SODDING SHIFT AS THE GUY I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS!
Oh yeah 'thats' gonna work:
"Say Kim.... if your lips would stop bleeding everytime you try to speak you could almost be a hideously pale and sickly looking Angelina Jolie... just minus the sexiness."
You can imagine the mood I was in when I was 'informed' of this little shift change but somehow the funny side got to me.... there I think about it, the funnier it gets.... and naturally the more m lips split... FUCK that hurts!:)
If anyone could loan me some sanity before tomorrow night I'd be grateful.... or even a pair of wax lips'd do!!!!
I blame you Carrie-Anne (grins) my immune system didn't know it could break for the holiday season until yours gave it ideas!
Oh Linda.... *flutters eyelashes* I bet I'd recover in time if you'd lend me Viggo, I'm told he has healing properties... you know the 'healing hands of a King'...
... hooo-boy what I'd give just for his hands alone!!!!
ahem.... wow, feel better just for the thought of him!
G'night all.
I woke up this morning with eerily familiar symptoms... throat so sore I couldn't speak, ears stabbing barbs through to my brain, and atotallack of equilibrium so when I swung out of bed to answer what I was convinced was my sister crying (long gone to school, weird) I promptly hit the deck.
My lips puffed up (they do whenever I'm ill yay) and split and my work just shifted my schedule so now not only am I working the whole evening shift (no-one does that, why me??)I am also working it with a swollen mouth and no discernable voice ON THE SAME SODDING SHIFT AS THE GUY I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS!
Oh yeah 'thats' gonna work:
"Say Kim.... if your lips would stop bleeding everytime you try to speak you could almost be a hideously pale and sickly looking Angelina Jolie... just minus the sexiness."
You can imagine the mood I was in when I was 'informed' of this little shift change but somehow the funny side got to me.... there I think about it, the funnier it gets.... and naturally the more m lips split... FUCK that hurts!:)
If anyone could loan me some sanity before tomorrow night I'd be grateful.... or even a pair of wax lips'd do!!!!
I blame you Carrie-Anne (grins) my immune system didn't know it could break for the holiday season until yours gave it ideas!
Oh Linda.... *flutters eyelashes* I bet I'd recover in time if you'd lend me Viggo, I'm told he has healing properties... you know the 'healing hands of a King'...
... hooo-boy what I'd give just for his hands alone!!!!
ahem.... wow, feel better just for the thought of him!
G'night all.
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Date: 2002-12-12 04:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-12-12 06:05 pm (UTC)Damnit! What does a girl have to do round here to pre-order a Viggo?
Right... thats it... am off to twist Father Christmas' to make sure I get that cloning machine so if nothing elsewe can have an inexhaustable supply of Viggo... apparently we'll need it if Angel gets her mits on him! :D
lol
Date: 2002-12-13 08:41 am (UTC)And okay. I guess you can borrow Viggo then, just `cause your eyelashes are so pretty when you bat them. And because I don´t want you to be sick. So here. *reluctantly hands over Viggo with pretty red bow on as well* But I swear, if I find one scratch on him(that I haven´t already put there, hrm...)...*mutters*
Okay, can I have him back now?